That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
the day after is always just damage control
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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