oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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