Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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