oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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