I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
