He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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