my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Randomize
