hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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