People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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