do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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