It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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