One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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