Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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