i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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