Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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