Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
its not stalking. its research.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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