I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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