It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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