I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
No subtext here. People are naked.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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