i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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