He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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