I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Randomize
