My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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