Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Randomize
