if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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