Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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