Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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