The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This girl is more easily done than said...
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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