and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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