Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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