As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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