It's Friday. Sex?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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