Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
