he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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