my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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