We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
