Plan B is the new Plan A
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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