ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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