Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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