ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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