Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Im part way to drunk.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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