Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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