Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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