o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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