at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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