I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
did i walk over a car last night?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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