I don't think brook has ever known best
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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