I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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