Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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