It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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